Episode 30
“You’re finally doing it!”
The next morning, Elfanis, who put off all her plans and went to visit Seo Ji-han alongside him, shouted happily before I could even finish saying, ‘We’re getting married soon.’
No, lower your voice!
Fergis, Rodran, and the kids are coming.
Ah, it’s already too late.
“Oh, I guess it was decided yesterday!”
“Are you finally doing it?”
“wow! really! Real marriage! Is this the RPM!”
In order, it is Fergis Rodran Beto.
Why is Pergis here anyway? Ah, I guess he came here after being kicked out by Seo Ji-han yesterday.
It looks like he spent the night complaining to Elfanis and then slept here all night.
“What is it?”
“Real Person Marry.”
Toga the wild deer, Beto, a bipedal lizard, raised his face and answered in an intelligent manner.
The cheerful Toga began to have fun shouting out the newly learned words.
“Oh oh! RPM! RPM!”
“Yes, it’s RPM!”
…They seem like idiots.
Anyway, I should leave the two happy animals alone and get to the point quickly.
Because time is not infinite.
The dungeon management schedule is full, so I need to finish the story and return as soon as possible.
“So, since the attendees are likely to be of various races, I would like to have the wedding here in the dungeon if possible. “If it’s okay with you, Mr. Elfanis, I’d like to rent this place…”
“Of course, it’s okay. Do you have a wedding in mind?”
Elfanis asked a question with an expression of expectation.
But I didn’t know what to expect, so I answered honestly.
“Well, I’m still thinking about it. If I want to preserve our country’s traditions, I’ll have to invite all my relatives as guests, but that’s a bit of a headache. “I think I’ll just invite people I know briefly if possible.”
“Simply… you mean?”
Elfanis muttered with a slightly disappointed expression.
Then Beto, who had been half-forgotten, joined in the conversation.
“If you are thinking about a wedding, leave it to us, my king!”
After shouting like that, Beto brought a beam projector and a laptop from somewhere and hung up a roll screen to create a presentation environment in an instant.
“Beto, I have prepared something for this day!”
“I have one too!”
Deer Toga intervened late, but Beto pushed his face away and pushed him away. He
then lifted up his glasses, which he didn’t know when he had worn.
The glasses shone sharply as they reflected the light from the beam projector as it warmed up.
Wait, where did you get those glasses? No matter what. Looking at it, it’s not the size of a normal human, but a custom-made product?
And since you’re an iguana, you don’t have ears, so how did you fix your glasses? Oh, if you look closely, there’s double-sided tape on the side of your face.
“…Please leave it to me?”
When I asked hesitantly because I was a little anxious, Beto confidently patted his chest and opened the presentation file and began to explain. The first screen was a
picture of a bride in a wedding dress falling against the sky.
“Wait a minute . “Wait a minute, is that the sky? Real sky? Is that skydiving?”
“Yes. As expected, you have a great sense of taste. I believed the King would recognize it right away. This is Beto’s favorite drama! This is the wedding from ‘Crazy Love.’ The two get married by going up in a hot air balloon and skydiving together. “Look at the wings on the dress, isn’t it so romantic?”
“For your information, what is the ending?”
“The love that cannot be achieved will be achieved at least in heaven, and the two will go to heaven…”
That means dying!
“pass.”
“Ah, my king….”
Beto, who had become sullen, tried to cheer himself up again and regained his initial brisk attitude. He
then continued his presentation with confidence.
“You are not taking it easy either. Then take a look at the wedding of ‘Breathless Love’, which Beto likes as much as ‘Crazy Love’!”
Even the name sounds ominous.
“It’s an underwater wedding held under the sea. Isn’t the dress wrapped in the current so beautiful and dreamy?”
“…How did you get a wedding like that?”
“After defeating the people around them who oppose their love, they run down the wedding road holding each other’s hands and dive into the sea…” “
Pass. Why are they all diving? Isn’t there anything more normal? And why are the characters like this? “Are they all dead? And what about the guests if they’re underwater? This is the same problem with skydiving. At least recommend a brighter and more hopeful type.”
“Oh, I see. That’s what you like. Well, then, how about the wedding in ‘101 Illegal Children’? As you can see, there is a group dance with 1,000 guests…” 101 children
?
What kind of crazy story is this? Not even a Dalmatian.
“Where are you going to get a thousand guests? pass.”
“Ah…”
Beto became very sullen and frowned. Toga lifted his front leg and patted his back.
After watching Beto’s presentation, I added one more clue and asked Elfanis.
“ “I want to keep it simple and plain.”
“I think that’s good too.”
Fortunately, Elfanis seemed to have not been deeply affected by the drama like Beto, and calmly nodded.
“Well, anyway, I think this castle where Elfanis is staying is a good location. It looks like a temple, so it will definitely be a good fit for a wedding.”
“This castle was actually used as a temple.”
“ah.”
“The country’s important ancestral rites and ceremonies were actually held here.”
“Oh… that’s right.”
That’s right, it felt that way when I first visited Elfanis’ castle.
But now, there are so many homey props here and there, including the TV and sofa that Mom and Seungju brought….
“Wait a minute, is that a dumpling steamer? “There’s a pot for roasting sweet potatoes over an open fire, right? What are those plastic baskets and living boxes piled up? It used to be an old-fashioned wooden box.”
“Oh, it was nice and not moldy. And that direct fire grilling pot is a good pot that you can just put anything in and cook it and it will taste delicious.”
“Are you watching home shopping these days?”
In response to my question, Elfanis smiled emptyly and slightly looked away.
No, no.
That’s not what’s important right now.
“Anyway, I want to keep it simple and normal, so Elfanis, please help me.”
I asked with a sigh, and Elfanis quickly asked a question in an impatient tone.
“No matter how simple it is, you are going to have a parade, right? What kind of flower petals do you like to sprinkle as a shower of flowers? I will sprinkle the petals you particularly prefer.”
“yes?”
“Hmm, unfortunately, starlight consecration will be difficult because there is no star keeper. I think the consecration can be done with the cloth I embroidered. Oh, and Lordran can do the guardian sword as well. Since he is the first paladin, I think his rank is sufficient.”
“Guardian sword?”
“The role of protecting the king’s companion and delivering it to the king is called a guardian sword. Normally, a guard brought by a bride from another country is used as a guardian sword, but there is a condition that it must be a paladin…” “I will gladly take it on.
”
Lordran, who had been standing quietly the whole time, quickly got down on one knee.
These people are more proactive than I thought. I’m thankful it didn’t bother me, but…
“No parades.”
“yes? So, are you okay with the choir? A choir of a thousand people singing congratulatory songs from the morning of the wedding to the night…”
“If there must be singing, it is replaced with an audio device.”
“Wow, let’s call BBB! BBB concert at the wedding hall…”
Rodran silently pushed Toga, who had suddenly invaded, with his hand to silence him.
“Anyway, there will be no flower rain or parade. No, if they participate, there will be less than 20 people, so what’s the point? “Is this a parade? It’s embarrassing.”
Just imagine.
If you smile and wave at people you know standing around, they’ll shower you with flowers. Wow, that’s
really embarrassing.
“It’s a shame there’s no parade. I could have pulled the carriage.”
Even Pergis joined in and added his words, but I shook my head resolutely.
Then Elfanis glanced up at the top of the castle with a slightly disappointed expression.
“If you skip that whole process, you can just enter the ceremony hall and celebrate among the guests.” After receiving the gift and ringing the golden bell twelve times, emptying the glass with the guests, you become husband and wife, but wouldn’t you feel so empty?”
“It’s enough.”
In the first place, weddings don’t last that long.
This is enough.
Elfanis looked very disappointed, but when I, the person involved, insisted strongly, she couldn’t resist and nodded.
And from that day on, Elfanis’ castle gradually returned to its original state. The temple was brought back.
As if it had grown tired of its worldly appearance, the temple began to exude a unique, classical atmosphere.
Various decorations that had been removed to the corners were put back in their original places, and beautiful tapestries filled the hallways.
Elfanis reported in his report: He took out all kinds of treasures and worked diligently to prepare for the king’s wedding.
The city of Elfanis, which had been half-ruined and neglected, began to be rebuilt quickly.
His claim that ‘the king’s wedding cannot be held in ruins’ was passed on to the king’s order. Because of this, all the people playing in the dungeon were focused on rebuilding the city.
In one day, all the stones in the ruins were cleared away, and after two days, restoration of the buildings that could be restored began. After about a
week, the city began to regain its shape. .
As if keeping pace, the temple of Elfanis quickly took on the appearance of a wedding hall.
Clean, colorful fabrics blowing in the wind on each window of the castle cast long shadows, so that even a person who knew nothing could tell at a glance that it was a wedding.
And in the meantime , I was being hit on the back by my mom.